The Rev

Couple weeks ago my daughter, who is getting married next weekend, told me that it would cost $80 to get married at city hall and the going rate for anyone to come over our house to marry was around $250. So, I decided to take matters into my own hands. I got on the web and located a ministry and within a few minutes, I was an ordained minister. I sent in $55 and got my California package, which included credentials, marriage vows book, a couple marriage certificates and a wallet id. So, next weekend, I will officiate her wedding. I only did what any normal dad would do to help their daughter keep expenses down. You know what, I think I do see a halo over my head. Go in peace my children.